Pop-tarts, R/C Monster Trucks, and Laser Pointers

Okay, I have decided that you should all know [whether you want to or not] that I absolutely love pop-tarts. However, though I love fruit too, I can't stand the fruit flavored pop-tarts. I will rip your arm off if you get too close to my chocolate chip pop-tarts though. And of course I have to have milk with them. [=

What happens when you leave me home alone? Easy, after I eat all the pop-tarts in one meal, I find my old R/C monster truck. It normally runs off of one six volt rechargeable battery. After running a couple wires directly to the motor, I cleverly attached them to three nine-volt batteries. Hence, it goes really fast. After playing around with it for a while I got it [relatively] perfected in the art of doing donuts. Yea, I ran in the house, grabbed my phone, put it on video mode, hit record, and about ten minutes later you can watch it on Facebook. Sadly, it is rather blurry because, as we all know, phones don't have the best cameras.

SUCCESS! I have finally found one animal that will attack my laser pointer. Well, the dot it creates on surfaces anyway. Of course, it's our "new" puppy. Quotations because while it is our latest pet, we've had it for a couple months. So now, when I have absolutely nothing else to do, I torture the poor creature for about ten minutes with it having absolutely no idea why it can't catch this stupid red dot. Speaking of which, I'm off to do so now. And probably eat some pop-tarts.